“Hi there!” she said, voice high and chirpy. “I’m Lindsey. I live right across the street. Just wanted to stop by and say hello!”
She held out a tray of cookies. They were chocolate chip. Perfect rows. Not a crumb out of place.
“Well, thank you,” I said, taking the tray. “That’s very kind.”
Jack gave her a lazy wave. “Appreciate it.”
Her smile didn’t budge, but her eyes kept flicking behind us. Over my shoulder. Then over Jack’s.
She leaned slightly, like she was trying to peek inside.
I stepped to the side. Her gaze traveled down our hallway. Then back toward the living room.
“You folks settling in okay?” she asked, blinking fast.
“Yeah,” I said slowly. “Just moved in yesterday.”
“Such a lovely area,” she said, her eyes darting back to the doorframe. “Quiet. Clean. Very…orderly.”
Jack crossed his arms. “We’re just here for work. Shouldn’t be any trouble.”
“Oh, I’m sure!” she said, her tone a little too bright. “Just wanted to say welcome. And one quick thing…”
I could feel it coming. That shift from cookies to complaints.
“Our HOA—very friendly, but firm—has a rule about cars,” she said. “Only one per household in the driveway.”
I blinked. “One car?”
“Yes,” she said, her tone tightening. “No exceptions. Keeps the neighborhood looking nice and tidy.”
Jack raised his eyebrows. “But we’re not parking on the street. Both cars fit on the driveway just fine.”
“I know,” she said with a little head tilt. “But it’s still two cars. One house. One driveway. One car.”
“We’re just here temporarily,” I said. “Not permanent residents.”
She smiled wide. “Rules apply to everyone. That’s the beauty of it.”
Jack gave her a long look. “Well, thanks for the cookies.”
“Enjoy them!” she chirped. “And don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll settle in just fine.”
We closed the door.
“That was a lot,” Jack said.
“She looked past me like she expected to see a drug deal going down in the kitchen,” I said, setting the tray on the counter.
“Bet she memorized our license plates already.”
